"We just couldn't get the job done," Josh Hamilton said after the Rangers got beat by the Baltimore Orioles, Friday night. I think Hamilton just came up with the new catch phrase for all of Dallas' sports teams.
I am from Houston, and you have no idea the joy it brings to my face when Dallas fails and all its fair weather fans moan and complain on Facebook and Twitter about how Tony Romo blows and Josh Hamilton needs to lay off the booze and women and focus on baseball. Personally, I have no problem with Josh Hamilton doing whatever he wants, He's a grown man who can make his own decisions. So if that means him going to a bar, getting drunk and wondering why he choose Dallas of all places to live, I have no problem with that. If I had to deal with obnoxious, whiny fans like they have in Dallas they would have to name multiple rehab centers after me. Okay that's beside the point, point is Dallas has become Choke City, USA.
For a city whose mantra is striving to being bigger and better, our I-45 neighbors (interstate that connects Houston and Dallas) they sure have shown up small and bad in key situations. Lets do a quick run down on these major market teams and just start with the Rangers.

From 1972 when the organization first started, to 2009 the Rangers have no winning history because they weren't good. Yes you won a couple of division titles, but nobody cares. So for all you Rangers fans who act like you've been winning for ages, reality check, you haven't, you only started winning two years ago.
Speaking of Two years ago let's take a brief stroll down memory lane. The Rangers won the AL pennant and made it to the World Series for the first time in their history, by the way that was AFTER the Astros made their first appearance, just sayin! Anyways they made the World Series, and lost to a San Fransisco team in six games that barely squeezed into the playoffs, and had a bunch of old misfits on their team. What makes that worse is that the Rangers had six All-Stars on their team the Giant's had one, and half their roster wasn't even on their opening day roster. Unlike the Rangers who had 2/3rds of the team still on there. Smells like trouble to me, and I think I know what Josh has to say about this, "We just couldn't get the job done" and it was our first year so we have an excuse! That's fine Josh, just tell your annoying fans that.
Now we enter last year, when the ball club was suppose to get it done, it was their year, their suppose to be the Kings of the MLB. Well that didn't happen, the Rangers were one strike away, twice from winning a World Series in game six against the St. Louis Cardinals, and then we all know what happened in game seven...yes Josh we know "just couldn't get the job done."
Then we arrive to this year. The Rangers had the lead of the AL West since game three of this season (mind you baseball has 162 games) and blew that lead. They had the lead for 175 days, and lose it on the last game of the season to an Oakland A's team that record the most strikeouts for a team in baseball history. How do you feel now Rangers fans? Hamilton has the perfect answer, Sorry fans "we just couldn't get the job done." Then they get to play in this new winner-take- all game, and lose to the Orioles in that game in (Dallas people notice I said Arlington not Dallas).
Rangers choked, and have joined their Dallas amigos in the Cowboys of showing up small in big occassions.
For the Cowboys it's a little tricky because they've actually won championships and don't act like they've won like ten of them like *sneeze* Rangers fans *sneeze* again. Although their last Super Bowl was in 1995 and I wasn't even three yet, so those winning seasons don't count because it wasn't in my lifetime.
I don't know how to tell Cowboy fans this, but THE COWBOYS SUCK...see that was easy. In Romo's seven season in Dallas, The Cowboys have only won one playoff game.
Fun Fact...
Did You Know...that's the same amount of playoff victories the Texans have in their 10 year existence. Cowboy fans in that same 10 years you've only won one playoff game too, so you're not any better.
Before Romo even won a playoff game the Cowboys hadn't won a playoff game since 1996, lets see I was now three years-old...and so yeah that playoff win doesn't count either because I don't remember that either. So if we do the math here...carry the one, multiple by 3, subtract the 2, you get the remainder of 6...okay I got it the Cowboys have only won one playoff game in the last 15 years.
Last time I checked America, excuse Merica, is a group of winners. We win in everything, I mean were back-to-back World War champs, that says a lot. I don't understand how the Cowboys are Merica's team when they don't win and it's been almost 20 years since the won their last championship. Wait, Hamilton is calling me he has an answer for this, he wants to defend his Cowboy friends, "(they) just couldn't get the job done."
The Cowboy's are a joke and everyone who doesn't live in Dallas knows it. I mean the other day my roommate Austin, (shout out to my roommates Austin Gaither and Jeremy Leonhardt much love homies) showed me a video about a Cowboy's fan who was about to have a mental breakdown because the Cowboys suck. I'm pretty sure they will hold on to hope, and think they will win the Super Bowl for the next 10 years.
Wait a minute, the Dallas Mavericks won a championship. Yeah they did, but everyone wanted LeBron to lose and the Mavericks had like the whole world behind them even people in Miami didn't want LeBron to win.

I will tell you this, the Mavericks choked this off-season. They couldn't land Deron Williams who is from there and played High School Basketball there. They couldn't land Dwight Howard, and 39 year-old Jason Kidd who won his first championship with them hates Mark Cuban and took the first flight out of there to New York to join an even more dysfunctional team. Jason Terry left, knowing he has a better shot winning else where than Dallas. Lets not even mention Lamar Odom who quit mid season because " his heart wasn't with the team." How could that be, you just won a championship!
I'm glad Dallas is struggling and their teams just can't find a way to win in big moments. I'm happy to see Rangers, Cowboys, and soon to be Mavericks fans explode and whine about how their teams aren't doing good, but can still win the big one! Yeah we all know their time is coming soon, until those teams players come out and say a familiar phrase, "We just couldn't get the job done!"